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Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was red-faced on Saturday after showing up at a “No Kings!” demonstration in Washington, DC, waving a sign featuring a photo of Martin Luther King, Jr. wearing devil’s horns. “I thought it […]
Several hundred Pentagon employees were injured on Wednesday afternoon as they ran from the building in a panic following the activation of a smoke alarm by Pete Hegseth’s sky-high testosterone level. “It was a nightmare,” said […]
With Operation Epic Fury in Iran fully underway, President Donald J. Trump announced on Sunday the remaining U. S. military attacks scheduled for 2026. They include: APRIL 10 → Cuba: “Operation Who Can Stop Me?” MAY 1 → […]
Critics of FBI Director Kash Patel’s beer-chugging appearance in the locker room of the U. S. Men’s hockey team after their gold-medal victory over Canada on Sunday are eating a big slice of humble pie today. According […]
The only question is why it took so long. On Saturday, the Ku Klux Klan announced that President Donald J. Trump will receive the organization’s Man of the Year award for 2026 in a March 1st public ceremony […]
In a decision that took the animal-rights community by surprise on Friday, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) announced that it will build approximately 250 facilities across the country to provide shelter […]
Help is on the way for Americans suffering from “Trump Fatigue,” which is caused by being exposed — day after day after f**king day — to the images, words, and deeds of President Donald J. […]
Urgent questions about Venezuela’s future appear to have been answered on Wednesday, when President Donald J. Trump promised statehood for the South American country if its citizens pledged to speak only English, and to do […]
The United States has a new First Lady. Cilia Flores, the wife of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, married Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am on January 4th in a civil ceremony at Stewart Air National […]
The renovation and rebranding of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, DC will be completed by the middle of 2026, the White House announced on Sunday. “The Trump/Kennedy Center Casino […]