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Author: Mike Morris

I'm a retired professor of psychology (University of New Haven). I publish the satirical blog UNIVERSITY LIFE and actually look like the default profile picture that accompanies my posts on HumorOutcasts.

Hegseth Mistakenly Attends “No Kings!” Rally, Thinking He Was Protesting MLK, Jr. Holiday

March 29, 2026 Mike Morris

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was red-faced on Saturday after showing up at a “No Kings!” demonstration in Washington, DC, waving a sign featuring a photo of Martin Luther King, Jr. wearing devil’s horns.  “I thought it […]

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Thousands Flee Pentagon After Hegseth’s Testosterone Level Triggers Smoke Alarm

March 5, 2026 Mike Morris

Several hundred Pentagon employees were injured on Wednesday afternoon as they ran from the building in a panic following the activation of a smoke alarm by Pete Hegseth’s sky-high testosterone level.   “It was a nightmare,” said […]

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Trump Reveals Names, Dates, and Targets of Upcoming Military Campaigns

March 2, 2026 Mike Morris

With Operation Epic Fury in Iran fully underway, President Donald J. Trump announced on Sunday the remaining U. S. military attacks scheduled for 2026.  They include: APRIL 10 → Cuba: “Operation Who Can Stop Me?” MAY 1 → […]

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Prohibited from Showering with U. S. Women’s Hockey Team, Patel Celebrates with Men’s Squad

February 24, 2026 Mike Morris

Critics of FBI Director Kash Patel’s beer-chugging appearance in the locker room of the U. S. Men’s hockey team after their gold-medal victory over Canada on Sunday are eating a big slice of humble pie today.   According […]

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Trump is Finally Named “Man of the Year” by KKK

February 9, 2026 Mike Morris

The only question is why it took so long.  On Saturday, the Ku Klux Klan announced that President Donald J. Trump will receive the organization’s Man of the Year award for 2026 in a March 1st public ceremony […]

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ASPCA Will Establish Shelters Nationwide for Homeless Robot Dogs

February 7, 2026 Mike Morris

In a decision that took the animal-rights community by surprise on Friday, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) announced that it will build approximately 250 facilities across the country to provide shelter […]

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Bipartisan Support Grows for “NO-TRUMP TUESDAYS” Legislation

January 19, 2026 Mike Morris

Help is on the way for Americans suffering from “Trump Fatigue,” which is caused by being exposed — day after day after f**king day — to the images, words, and deeds of President Donald J. […]

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Trump to Venezuela: “Lose the Accent and You Can Become Our 51st State”

January 8, 2026 Mike Morris

Urgent questions about Venezuela’s future appear to have been answered on Wednesday, when President Donald J. Trump promised statehood for the South American country if its citizens pledged to speak only English, and to do […]

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Trump Pardons Wife of Maduro, Installs Her as Melania’s Replacement

January 4, 2026 Mike Morris

The United States has a new First Lady. Cilia Flores, the wife of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, married Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am on January 4th in a civil ceremony at Stewart Air National […]

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Trump/Kennedy Center Casino and Dog Track Will Open in June

December 22, 2025 Mike Morris

The renovation and rebranding of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, DC will be completed by the middle of 2026, the White House announced on Sunday. “The Trump/Kennedy Center Casino […]

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