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Author: Margaux Dunbar Hession

Former rock​er​ wife to Journey and Rock & Roll Hall of Famer drummer, Aynsley Dunbar, Margaux ‘s comic material springs from her backstage life and other escapades: Chief Sloganator for Big Dogs, Celebrity Pet Sitter, Cruise Ship Magician’s Assistant, Associate Film Producer, Sailing Skipper, Horse Wrangler and Stand Up Comedienne. Writing awards: 2018 Erma Bombeck Humor, AFI Screenwriting, Humor & Fiction from the San Diego, LA and Santa Barbara Writers Conferences. Margaux co-pilots the creative enterprises for Peanuts’ Charles M. Schulz Jr., including the Santa Barbara Writers Conference. Margaux's upcoming novel stars a calamitous rocker wife. True? She'll never tell. A humorist and PR writer, her work has appeared in the New York Times, Boston Globe, Miami Herald, Lunar Review among other print and online publications. Margaux works between Santa Barbara, CA and Lanikai, Oahu. Website: MargauxHessionCreative.com Facebook: Margaux Dunbar Hession Twitter: @margauxhession Instagram: OhhMargaux

Worst. Germaphobe. Ever.

March 30, 2020 Margaux Dunbar Hession

I’m the Worst. Germaphobe. Ever. Wash hands, touch face. Damnit! Sanitize, drink water, wait, forgot to clean glass, wipe down, touch counter, chew nails. Shit! Spray Lysol, wash hands again, remove clothes. Crap-did I wear […]

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Lipstick

October 24, 2019October 24, 2019 Margaux Dunbar Hession

LIPSTICK by Margaux Dunbar Hession I am trying to type this on my laptop with only my left hand, as my right arm is being adoringly humped by a King Charles Cavalier. I am a […]

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Never a Doll Moment

February 21, 2019 Margaux Dunbar Hession

Today, I saw a vagrant woman in her twenties along the breakwater. Underneath her dusting of dirt, punctured arms and gnatty hair, she was tall, blonde and blue-eyed, and I wondered – how did she […]

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Last Valentine’s Day Blind Date Ever

February 14, 2019February 15, 2019 Margaux Dunbar Hession
#shark#Valentine'sDay
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Instagram Party Foul

February 4, 2019 Margaux Dunbar Hession
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Game Changer

February 3, 2019February 4, 2019 Margaux Dunbar Hession

#superbowl#rams#patriots

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