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Ruth Weisberg puts the “multi” in multimedia—TV and radio commentator, voiceover narrator and coach, journalist, motivational speaker, pianist and TV talk show host. She is the producer and host of “Storytime and Show ‘n Tell with Miss Ruth,” a fun cable/internet TV talk show featuring authors, innovators, business leaders, and other cool folks with captivating work/life narratives. She narrates everything from novels and college textbooks to medical training videos. (Fun fact: Ruth was the recorded announcement voice for the phone company. As in, “We’re sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Will you please hang up and try your call again.”

App Issues

October 28, 2015October 28, 2015 Ruth Weisberg

I went to the AT&T store because I was having trouble accessing my apps, so they did a check up on my phone.  So, I guess I had my first App Smear?

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Puppy or Puppet

October 27, 2015October 27, 2015 Ruth Weisberg

Oh great. I’m of a certain age where my chin, logic and hearing are all getting disturbingly and noticeably fuzzy. Just the other day somebody said I should “get a puppy.” Only the Auto Correct in my […]

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