Oh great. I’m of a certain age where my chin, logic and hearing are all getting disturbingly and noticeably fuzzy. Just the other day somebody said I should “get a puppy.” Only the Auto Correct in my head heard it as “get a puppet.” Now I’m not sure if I should shove my hand in a plastic bag and chase after a dog. Or stuff my hand in a fistful of felt and act like one.
Puppy or Puppet
Seems like the puppet would be way easier to take care of …
Reminds me of the time someone told me I should get an “enemy.” Oy!