Category: Daily Musings / Joke of The Day

  Harold Camping announces new doomsday date, but says good time to buy in the stock market.

NATIONAL VEGETARIAN WEEK. Or as they say in Texas, “More Meat for Me Week.”

Harold Camping is a genius. He purposely got the rapture date wrong, so you can be grateful to be alive, even on a Monday.

So I see that the author of “You Light Up My Life” has killed himself. That’s just one guy. I’m more interested in how many listeners did the same.

The rapture happened, but nobody left. I guess the NFL isn’t the only one with a lock out.

The Tea Partyers are waiting for the rapture. I sort of hope it happens – then the world becomes a nicer place.

I’ve thought all this time that Republicans constantly attack education because they hate knowledge. Then I realized that this is the only valid strategy ensuring possible voters.

Is there no one else bothered by the fact that the Pope wears ruby red slippers? But his dress is too long to see if he’s wearing black and white striped leggings…