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Some of the stand up comics on the site have agreed to post jokes.

Daily Musings 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011May 21, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

The Tea Partyers are waiting for the rapture. I sort of hope it happens – then the world becomes a nicer place.

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Joke of the Day — 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011July 21, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

The other day I saw a sign on the door of my bank that read, “No Dogs Allowed — Seeing Eye Dogs Exempted.”  Who is this sign for?

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Daily Musing – 5.20.11

May 20, 2011May 20, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I’ve thought all this time that Republicans constantly attack education because they hate knowledge. Then I realized that this is the only valid strategy ensuring possible voters.

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Daily Musing – 5.20.11

May 20, 2011May 20, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Is there no one else bothered by the fact that the Pope wears ruby red slippers? But his dress is too long to see if he’s wearing black and white striped leggings…

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Joke of the Day 5.20.2011

May 20, 2011May 20, 2011 James Schlarmann

Cher turned 65 today. She doesn’t look a day over “What the fuck?”

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Joke of the Day – May 19,2011

May 19, 2011May 19, 2011 Narinder Singh

  Enhanced interrogation will never work on me cause I was raised by my parents.

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Joke of the Day 5.19.2011

May 19, 2011 James Schlarmann

Is robbing a bank really such a crime?

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Joke of the Day 5.18.2011

May 18, 2011 James Schlarmann

Call me cynical, but I highly doubt anyone calls Steve Miller a Space Cowboy. I can believe Pompatus of Love though.

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April 17, 2011May 17, 2011 admin

Some of the stand-up comics on this site have expressed a desire to post “jokes”. This category and feature box is for them. Only original material should be posted. This should not be used for jokes that have […]

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