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Some of the stand up comics on the site have agreed to post jokes.

Joke of the day 5.30.2011

May 30, 2011May 30, 2011 Narinder Singh

Sarah Palin says she has “fire in the belly” for a 2012 run. But her mind remains fire retardant.

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The Lost Gospels

May 27, 2011May 28, 2011 Eric Hetvile

There was a show on TV about “The Lost Gospels”. If only they had lost the rest of them, too.

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Proof of Jesus

May 27, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I saw that after that tornado killed about 200 people and left thousands homeless, there was a cross left standing in the ruins of a church. So I guess that proves Jesus is real or […]

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Joke of the Day 5.25.2011

May 25, 2011 James Schlarmann

I just wanted to put my crack pipe down long enough to say that anyone who has a vice needs serious help. That’s why I gave up drinking.

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Joke of the Day 5.24.2011

May 24, 2011May 24, 2011 Narinder Singh

  Harold Camping announces new doomsday date, but says good time to buy in the stock market.

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Joke of the Day 5.24.2011

May 24, 2011May 24, 2011 Narinder Singh

NATIONAL VEGETARIAN WEEK. Or as they say in Texas, “More Meat for Me Week.”

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Joke of the Day 5.23.2011

May 23, 2011May 23, 2011 Narinder Singh

Harold Camping is a genius. He purposely got the rapture date wrong, so you can be grateful to be alive, even on a Monday.

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Daily Musing 5.23.11

May 23, 2011May 23, 2011 Eric Hetvile

So I see that the author of “You Light Up My Life” has killed himself. That’s just one guy. I’m more interested in how many listeners did the same.

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Daily Musings 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011May 21, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

The rapture happened, but nobody left. I guess the NFL isn’t the only one with a lock out.

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Joke of the Day 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011 James Schlarmann

Last night we had a Taco Party at our house. Some of our friends had the wrong idea and it was awkward. I mean, what the hell are we going to do with all those […]

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