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June 7, 2011June 7, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

First, Michael Vick and now there is a rumor that the Eagles might get new prison grad Plaxico Burress. I guess  the Eagles are the NFL’s official halfway house.

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Oy vey!

June 6, 2011June 6, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench chatting while they waited for their bus.  Their casual conversation eventually leads them to talking about sex.  One gentleman asked the other, “So how often do you […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhaving sex, old folks, senior citizens, sex talk

Death Notice You Will Never Read

June 6, 2011 Eric Hetvile

A boy was found dead yesterday. He was a student at Miller Elementary. Teachers really didn’t know much about him. He was not a very good student and did not talk to many people. He […]

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An NFL Moment

June 6, 2011June 6, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

NFL player Plaxico Burress was released from prison today. So his status has changed from “locked up” to “locked out”.

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, NFL lockout Plaxico Burressi

Happy Endings

June 5, 2011June 10, 2011 Kevin Woolery

 I’m gonna open a massage parlor called “Happy Endings.” I’ll show Disney movies during your session, followed by a hand job..

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDisney, humor, massages

The Nintendo Generation

June 3, 2011June 6, 2011 Joseph Boxer

My girlfriend and I are in the waiting room at a Denver hospital… needless to say, we are waiting. At the other end of this particular wing is the oncology ward and as you can […]

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Personhood

June 2, 2011June 2, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Some abortion foes have continued to push for the defining of “personhood” at the moment of fertilization. “When the sperm meets the egg.” If this movement is successful, a woman could be charged with murder […]

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8 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayabortion, idiots, personhood

Rural Router Quickie Fix

June 2, 2011June 2, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Our rural area  has major issues with the Internet service. We constantly need to reset our router.  If you’ve ever needed to reboot your home wireless router, you know it’s important to disconnect it from […]

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11 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycomputers, country living, internet, routers, sexy, wireless

Bedazzled

June 2, 2011 Richard Spall

Years ago, everyone laughed at the Bedazzler. But take a look around today. Everything is pretty much bedazzled. The Bedazzler, like many great technological advances, was way ahead of its time.

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Holiday Swim

May 31, 2011 Richard Spall

Went to the city pool this weekend. At first, I  was alarmed at the amount of chlorine in there. Felt  like my retinas were on fire. But then I counted the number of kids  around […]

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