Alex (recently single)
When I have time to think, I think thoughts. When I think thoughts, I make monumental mistakes of mammoth proportions. When I make monumental mistakes of mammoth proportions, I think of Alex (recently single) and it makes […]
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Guns don’t kill people, bears do.
Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]