Guns don’t kill people, bears do.

Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed to own them after the Bon Jovi accident and the only accident was that I missed. If I’m in the market for protection, I’ll turn to condoms. What was I saying? Oh yeah, guns don’t kill people, bears do:

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4 thoughts on “Guns don’t kill people, bears do.”

  1. Bus the RCMP could not charge the bear with assault with a deadly weapon because they couldn’t find the weapon, right?

    1. Right on, I don’t know where those bears conceal those guns? You know for a fact that they have them but then you try to find them and before you know it, it’s time to retire!

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