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Life may be unbearably miserable but at least I have my cat.

August 15, 2013 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

If it’s wrong to want to rule the world without Bon Jovi in it, well then maybe I’m not right. Okay, stop sniggering, it’s obvious that I’m not right. I haven’t been right since the […]

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