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Tag: healthy heart

Breakfast Sensation Delivers Cereal and Workout Routines in a Box

August 14, 2014 E. V. Erton

The manufacturer of a new breakfast cereal called Cardio Morning Flakes made of the artificial food colorings Scarlet 4, Aquamarine 8Z, and Puce 62, and corn syrup, hydrodexitrine monosyllablate, sugar concentrate, salt, more sugar, saturated […]

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