The road from imaginary to reality is paved with mass confusion but Aaron speaks our language.

The astute among you, know that Jill Y and I are the proud parents of two imaginary children. Neither of us are ready to get real but if we were, we would take Aaron as […]

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Dumbfoundedly Bedazzled

What I’m about to share with you might be as obvious as the unquenchable thirst of Thirsty Dave. Then again, it might not. If it might not, prepare to be dumbfoundedly bedazzled.

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Persistence; perseverance; pertinacious. Call it what you like but I got there in the end and that’s all that matters.

I asked Jill Y out 234,325 times before she became confused enough to say yes. Scurvy Jane is fond of telling the story of the 56,332nd time.  

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No sense was made in the making of this.

We woke up this morning, as proud as proud peacocks who just sold a copy of Windows Vista for its full retail price on eBay. When your imaginary son decides he has morals, values and […]

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I’m not sure if “Happy” is written all over their faces.

I don’t now how natural this stuff is but I’m happy that we only have one imaginary dog and 72 imaginary cats to try it on.

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It’s very easy to lose faith in the youth of today because of the useless, brain-dead, neanderthals that they are but every now and again, one comes along and gives us hope.

Bill Y Presents:   The Future  

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“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” – Albert Einstein.

There are those who do not approve of the parenting skills of Jill Y and I. Some say our imaginary daughter will grow up with an imagination, equal or greater than the thirst of Thirsty […]

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Easy As Sunday Morning.

People have tremendously tried and the same people have frantically failed. Some take two weeks annual leave from work just to see if they can successfully complete the task. Those in the know, who know […]

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Now, Now, Now, Now.

A well-balanced individual is nothing if not well, balanced. Betwixt distractions, understanding how magnets work and ballooning, it’s easy to get carried away with the type of excitement usually reserved for actors in the new […]

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Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a weasel.

Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a weasel. Sometimes Jill Y speaks to me in language I don’t understand. Truth be known, there’s […]

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