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The Speeding Ticket Gender Gap

April 30, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A study by the auto insurance industry reveals that women stand a better chance of getting out of a traffic ticket than men. Gee, what a surprise.  I don’t mean to be facetious, but the […]

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Does my Bank Think I am an Armed Robber?

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

My bank has a sign: “Please remove glasses, hats, hooded sweatshirts, and anything else that might aid in disguising yourself to our tellers before entering the premises.” Doesn’t it seem a bit paranoid that the […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebank robbery, humor, security guard, SWAT team, trust, walmart greeter

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