Know Thy Plastic Surgeon

In their desire to sport the now fashionable “developed derriere”, desperate women will try everything from padded panties to plastic surgery to achieve that more curvy look. However, some women in the fine state of Florida went a less reputable route and allowed a transgender woman with no knowledge of plastic surgery to inject their butts with  — are you ready? — Fix-A-Flat, the stuff in the can that can re-inflate a flat tire temporarily so there is no need to put on a spare or donut tire.

At least one woman wound up in the hospital for infections resulting from the injection plus the application of Super Glue to protect the seal.  While doctors have informed the victim that she might not fit into her favorite pair of jeans for awhile, there is an upside:  her butt will last at least  50 miles before it goes flat again.

 

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.Tsgvq9Rkm_s

 

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17 thoughts on “Know Thy Plastic Surgeon”

  1. And to think all she needed to do to get a big ass is sit at home and watch Maury while eating Krispy Kremes.

    1. And you haven’t seen bubble butt walking down the street. I am just floored by this story. There has been a lot that has shocked me in the past week, but this one takes the cake

  2. I’m not gonna lie, I’m aroused. And I think she looks good for it. How is this any different from sticking gold on your little princess, or a jewel into your cornea? You have to suffer for your beauty now ladies. Accept it. Times have changed. A corset no longer cuts it. I say we should make this woman our hero of the day. Nay week. Nay YEAR!

    1. Really? Aroused? What goes on in Great Britain that you like this sort of thing? LOL I guess it is economical and I have to wonder if it’s like sitting on one of those exercise balls too.

  3. Why it’s not cool to use car products on your booty! That is freaking hilarious! I’m still laughing. Is that for real, I can’t believe it. How will she sit down, or fit in a chair, in bed her head will be lower than her body! How will she wipe her bottom properly after going to the toilet? Wow, I could go on forever.

    1. Yes, Dionne, I am in shock that any woman would consent to this “procedure” or even seek it out. Very stupid people in my book here. I wonder how you even go to the hospital with this ailment. I would be too embarrassed!

    1. I know! In this day and age of wonderbras and puffing panties, why go to this length. What the hell are these women thinking. It’s hard to have sympathy for them.

  4. It probably makes travel faster. All she has to do is roll herself up into a little ball and ask somebody to give her a push, Hopefully, she will find an air pump before she deflates.

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