Spare the Cain Spoil the Romney

Today’s poll has GOP Republican presidential contender Businessman Herman Cain ahead of Mitt Romney.  However, I personally believe the following Canes have a better chance of winning the nomination;

Citizen Cane: A classic film even thought it came out in the 40’s the film continues to get great reviews.

Erica Cane: Soap Opera Goddess, better know “The Cane” this Pine Valley resident has better fashion sense and has a track record of performing under daily pressure and tons of makeup.

Sugar Cane: A huge contender in Louisiana for its sweet disposition.  However, his support of Greenspan won’t sweeten his chances with the Tea Party fans.

Candy Cane: A popular candidate at Christmas this bipartisan red and white striped candidate can hang tough especially on Christmas trees, but a sucker in the long run.

Hurricane: Simply put blows away the competition.

Raising Cane: Has about a 50/50 chance of winning and could easily RISE to the challenge.

Cain and Abel: Cane maybe Abel on the EVE of the election.

Michael Cain: His campaign slogan, “Hello my names Michael Cain, not a lot of people know that” could easily win.  Even though he’s English he stands a better chance than Herman Cain.

As far as his 9-9-9 financial success plan, my suggestion  . . . put a buck on 999 to win the daily lottery.  The odds of financial gain are much better!

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