Herman Cain Quits
With his wife standing behind him, Herman Cain announced that he has put his campaign on hold due to an old politician’s condition known as Roaming Penis. Cain said he reached this decision after hours […]
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It’s Best to Cheat Early
I saw on TV this morning that the experts think Herman Cain will lose voters to Newt Gingrich due to his current cheating scandal. I guess cheating on your wife in politics is like losing […]
Spare the Cain Spoil the Romney
Today’s poll has GOP Republican presidential contender Businessman Herman Cain ahead of Mitt Romney. However, I personally believe the following Canes have a better chance of winning the nomination; Citizen Cane: A classic film even […]