I often get confused for a talented man with a sense of humor who has and an actual interest in what people say or do. I don’t know how it happens but it happens. Some people speak to me and expect me to answer them back. Every now and sometimes I answer them back with “I’m sorry, you must have be confused with someone who gives a damn about what you’re saying. Is there any chance of you moving to a different planet and leaving me alone right now?” Some people get massively confused and think some people are celebrities. One such person is Barbie Bitch. The paparazzi confuse her for Kim Kardashian and I can understand why:
I would like to know what type of mirrors some people have in their homes because I want to buy them.
Massively lying mirrors is what some people have!
Anyone who asks their mirror to tell them “who’s the fairest of them all?” should be prepared for an untruth (or altered reality).
I can understand the “bitch” part of her name, but “Barbie” sounds a little delusional!