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Friday Humor Devotional

April 13, 2012
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Dear Lord, please let my soon-to-be-wife’s hunter orange bridesmaids dresses spontaneously combust before our wedding.  Having one emotional woman at the altar is awful enough, having seven teeth gritting, pissed off women, verbally castrating me under their breath is more than I can bear, Amen.

 

 

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Jack Sass
    April 16, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    I’ve always said everyone at wedding should be naked. That way you can tell who the best man really is.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 17, 2012 at 7:21 pm

      I agree Jack! But just thinking about Grandmaw and Uncle Bubba doing the chicken dance naked . . . not good!

  2. April 13, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    I had to wear a sort of lime green once. Pretty hideous. But they’re divorced now so I figure karma got her back.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 13, 2012 at 6:58 pm

      I feel your pain ladies. I had to wear a mid-length black dress with big white polka dots and a boat collar. As if the dress wasn’t ugly enough we also wore little sailor style hats. Oh my God in heaven, please burn them . . . burn them ALL!!

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        April 13, 2012 at 11:46 pm

        The worst thing is that the bridesmaids have to pay for their own dresses. The least the bride can do is choose something that doesn’t look hideous and that can be worn for other occasions.

        • Deb Martin-Webster
          April 14, 2012 at 8:59 am

          True dat!

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Orange bridesmaid’s dresses?! Ye gods! If I had to wear one of those, I think I’d poison the wedding cake!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm

      It’s a frightening thing to see women wearing hunter blaze orange at a wedding, smh. . .



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