Dear Lord, please help us refrain from strangling our cat. Just once we’d like to go into our master bathroom and not find her licking our toothbrushes. It’s not the licking that bothers us – it’s the fur-ball residue left behind, Amen.
FHD Disclosure: We have never strangled our cat. We love our cat. However, we’ve purchased so many new tooth brushes our Oral-B stock has gone through the roof. Thank you Mitt for your blind trust off-shore banking recommendation!