Dear Lord, please help us refrain from strangling our cat. Just once we’d like to go into our master bathroom and not find her licking our toothbrushes. It’s not the licking that bothers us – it’s the fur-ball residue left behind, Amen.
Caught in the act!
FHD Disclosure: We have never strangled our cat. We love our cat. However, we’ve purchased so many new tooth brushes our Oral-B stock has gone through the roof. Thank you Mitt for your blind trust off-shore banking recommendation!
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This is a tough one; I don’t think you should be strangling your cat at all. Hang on, I just seen the FHD Disclosure so it’s all good!
Thanks Bill, ’cause there’s nothing worse than waking up in the morning to a tooth brush that tastes like Meow Mix.
There is something about bathrooms that attracts cats like a magnet to a fridge. My cat usually knows when I am heading for the bathroom, and she makes a beeline for it in order to beat me to it. She then gets completely underfoot, plays with the toilet paper, stares at me and just generally gets in the way.
Fortunately, she can’t turn my expensive Sonicare toothbrush into a lollipop because it is kept out of her reach. However, she thinks it’s great fun to knock things off the back shelf, including sunblock lotion, face cream, hairbrush and whatever else she can get her paws on. Whenever I hear a pop or a bang coming from the bathroom I know what has happened.
She also likes to pull my towel off the rack and lie on top of it.
Chiming in again to say that I love my cat very much. Her mischief making is part of her charm.
Oddly Kathy, I’ve learned an amazing new trick to stop our furry little tooth brush licking critter . . . close the bathroom door.
Hah!