Dear Lord, I think The Holy Land Theme Park in Florida should include a Jesus Christ Super Spa and Nail Salon and a Walk on Water Park. It would give them a 5-Hail-Mary resort rating, Amen.
If porn was realistic, instead of saying “Do me harder,” porn stars would say, “Hurry up and finish. I hear the kids coming up the…
I loved this one Deb!! Let’s say you, Pete, me and Ed go take a look. Well, Ed won’t go, but we could liven that place up!
We can take the pontoon boat and cruise the Parting The Water ride!
I know some women who would give a 5 star Amen to that!
They’re also opening a “Water-into-Wine” discount shop!