Now that college students are back home, parental fridges are packed with double the stuff. And rarely are we forced to think outside of the box. I live in fear of the nutrition police.
Sometimes I wonder why I can’t have nice things. Then I remember I had to look up how to clean gravy off my smartphone. Twice.…
I work at a university. Look, we get them all the rest of the year. You parents have to take them off our hands during semester breaks, spring break and summers, so we won’t have a meltdown. Those are the rules.
Double-posting to say you should also be prepared for a lot of pizza delivery orders over the summer.
Kathy, I realize you university types are burned out, but that should be built into your benefits package with the outrageous tuition we pay
However, I am ready and armed with Mountain Dew and pizza coupons.
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Hah! I wish some of that outrageous tuition would trickle down into our salaries!
Mac and cheese is definitely my downfall.
Surely my boys will request it for their rehearsal dinners. Did you?