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Out with the old and in with the T-Rex

September 7, 2012
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Advertisements are made for gullible people like me and other gullible people. If you package it correctly and make it shiny, I’ll buy it. I’m a sucker for those Before and After ads that sell you health supplements, exercise equipment and penis enlargement pills. My house now looks more like a gym than a building or structure to be occupied for habitation by humans or other creatures. I recently bought some serious weights that are seriously heavy. They weren’t cheap but Chris Monberg’s words really spoke to me and I listened intently. There was also a blonde and a T-Rex involved:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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2 Responses to Out with the old and in with the T-Rex

  1. September 7, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    If this ad is true, then apparently size doesn’t matter — because T-Rexs have very small front legs!

    • September 8, 2012 at 5:18 am

      I’m told girth is where it’s at!



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