Advertisements are made for gullible people like me and other gullible people. If you package it correctly and make it shiny, I’ll buy it. I’m a sucker for those Before and After ads that sell you health supplements, exercise equipment and penis enlargement pills. My house now looks more like a gym than a building or structure to be occupied for habitation by humans or other creatures. I recently bought some serious weights that are seriously heavy. They weren’t cheap but Chris Monberg’s words really spoke to me and I listened intently. There was also a blonde and a T-Rex involved:
If porn was realistic, instead of saying “Do me harder,” porn stars would say, “Hurry up and finish. I hear the kids coming up the…







If this ad is true, then apparently size doesn’t matter — because T-Rexs have very small front legs!
I’m told girth is where it’s at!