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Scared of my own vagina

February 10, 2012
By Bill Y Ledden

Few of us are not scared of something. My own phobias include Nuns, the sound of the so-called music of Bon Jovi and the thought of Justin Bieber growing up to be a confident young lady. Thirsty Dave has a philosophical phobia about the loss of the barely crop and when I say ‘philosophical’ I don’t mean philosophical at all. He just needs assurance that the ingredients of beer will always be available. Sugartastic Daddy John’s unusual fear is that all the ladies of the world will go to another world and he’ll never be able to get married for the 89th time. Unusual as his fear is, it hasn’t got a patch on the unusualness of this ladies shocking phobia:

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Bill Y Ledden

I'm not a failed musician although I do not currently make a living doing music stuff. I mock Bon Jovi, myself, others and Bon Jovi fans and am the patron saint of Mockers over at www.itsgoodtomock.com

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14 Responses to Scared of my own vagina

  1. lbwoodgate on February 11, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    This might have something to with the Catholic mindset that wants to limit this part of the female anatomy to be used only during the infertile periods of their body’s “natural rhythms”. Refraining from sex that often can make the vagina a stranger to its human host.

    • Bill Y Ledden on February 11, 2012 at 2:39 pm

      The Catholic mindset makes as much sense to me as the Bon Jovi back catalogue.

  2. Donna Cavanagh on February 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    I must say this is a new phobia to me. What do you think is hidden in there that has her so frightened? the boogie man?

    • Bill Y Ledden on February 11, 2012 at 5:54 am

      I think that’s going to remain an unanswered question Donna.

    • Kathy Minicozzi on February 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm

      More likely it’s a hidden vibrator.

      • Bill Y Ledden on February 11, 2012 at 2:47 pm

        I’d love to know what the tattoo is.

        • Kathy Minicozzi on February 11, 2012 at 5:34 pm

          It’s too blurry to tell. And I’m too lazy to download that picture and put it through an editing process to zoom in on it.

          Would anyone like to do that for us? Bueller? Bueller?

          • Bill Y Ledden on February 12, 2012 at 5:24 am

            Now that’s just too much like hard work so you can count me out but maybe one day, we may just look into it.

  3. Deb Martin-Webster on February 10, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    It’s a good thing she’s a big lass; she probably hasn’t seen it in years!

    • Bill Y Ledden on February 10, 2012 at 6:37 pm

      Ah Deb, leave her alone and mock her the way I do!

  4. Mike Oberg on February 10, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    I can relate; I’m sometimes scared of what my sex organ makes me do!

    • Bill Y Ledden on February 10, 2012 at 6:35 pm

      That’s both funny and scary Mike!

  5. Kathy Minicozzi on February 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Was she part of the cast of “Fried Green Tomatoes,” by any chance?

    • Bill Y Ledden on February 10, 2012 at 6:34 pm

      She was indeed part of the cast of ‘Fried Green Tomatoes’



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