A 2010 study performed by OKCupid showed that iPhone users have the most sex.
I forgot about this study when I recently upgraded my dumb phone to an iPhone, but suddenly as I flipped through the apps on the new contraption, I realized how this study could be true: Everyone lies.
Because I’m a woman and have an obsession with tracking my cycle, I downloaded a Period Tracker app and discovered you can monitor your menses as well as when you are intimate (natch!). The app can figure out when your next visit from Aunt Flo may come, but it can’t predict whether you’re going to get some, so you can pretty much lie to it.
For example, in my Period Tracker app, only one of these things is true:
And, I don’t want to brag, but I had a particularly good September:
I just updated my dumb phone to an iPhone. I got the 32g so that means I’ll get more sex than the 16g but not as much as the 64g, right?
Absolutely! Ha!
That looks like one damn interesting month!
Haha!! you had a very busy month!
I just received my brand new iPhone via FedEx. I can’t wait to pretend to have the love life I always dreamed of.
Eating a lot of cookies WOULD make a good month!
BTW, just keep your phone on vibrate and it may seem like your are getting more action!
HAHA! That’s a good tip!