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Social Shower Curtain

June 18, 2012
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The human mind is not easy to understand. Thirsty Dave’s younger brother, MC Thirst is a sociable lover of beer. He goes out socially for a few social beers and then applies for a job with the social network, we’ve come to know as Facebook. He doesn’t get the job and then celebrates by going out socially with his social friends for a few social beers. If you were to ask him, how many times he applied for a job with Facebook, he would say “4,886 times”. If you were to ask him, how many times he didn’t get a job with Facebook, he would say “4,886 times”. If there’s two things in life that MC Thirst loves, it’s beer, Facebook and shower curtains. The song on the street is ’2 out of three ain’t bad’ so Scurvy Jane may have got him the best birthday present ever:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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8 Responses to Social Shower Curtain

  1. Deb Martin-Webster
    June 19, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    Bill all I can do is shake my head!! HA HA HA HA HA!

  2. June 18, 2012 at 11:14 am

    I have several areas of my life that work just fine without Facebook being involved! I would think that anyone this obsessed with social media would have more “friends”!

    • June 18, 2012 at 3:18 pm

      I think, having no friends might be the main issue here!

  3. June 18, 2012 at 7:51 am

    I find it a little sad that someone would want that shower curtain, but if it makes them bathe, then it can’t be so bad. Better a clean Facebook addict than a stinky hater of Facebook.

    • June 18, 2012 at 3:15 pm

      It compliments his Twitter towel and that’s all that matters to him!

    • Kathy Minicozzi
      June 18, 2012 at 9:15 pm

      I was just going to say I want one! :o

      • June 19, 2012 at 2:12 am

        I’m sure it would be ‘liked’ by a hell of a lot of people! :o



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