Toilet © by suavehouse113
Noting that toilets are extremely important for public health and human dignity, Bill Gates has kicked off a “Reinvent the Toilet Fair” and has awarded prizes for promising innovations.
Among the finalists:
A toilet that that when flushed releases a hologram of the Apple insignia swirling around the bowl
A Toilet when flushed screams in a frustrated tone, “This is where Windows Vista has always belonged!”
A special toilet for Mark Zuckerberg and the Facebook offices to help them identify why their stock is still in the crapper
And
A toilet that comes with specially printed Health Care Reform, Medicare and Student Loan bathroom tissue which will be distributed for use to all middle-class Americans if Romney wins the election
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I reckon, a toilet that when flushed releases a hologram of the Apple insignia swirling around the bowl would probably sell for a shit load more than the windows version would sell for!
Yes, even Apple’s shit is more expensive and it’s probably stinkier than everyone else’s. LOL
LOL!! You forgot Sarah Palin’s political career! One big V-v-a-h Woosh!
OMG Deb! You are so right!
Instead of a hologram of the Apple insignia swirling around when the toilet is flushed, I suggest a hologram of Christian Bale.
I would send that suggestion in!
You joke but TP may be one of the last mediums where ads aren’t being displayed.
Oops! I let that cat out of the bag didn’t I?
You are in trouble now. I can see it in grocery stores now. Ads on everything for your time in the commode.
We seem to be flush with new toilet ideas!
HA HA!!! Punny!