Noting that toilets are extremely important for public health and human dignity, Bill Gates has kicked off a “Reinvent the Toilet Fair” and has awarded prizes for promising innovations.
Among the finalists:
A toilet that that when flushed releases a hologram of the Apple insignia swirling around the bowl
A Toilet when flushed screams in a frustrated tone, “This is where Windows Vista has always belonged!”
A special toilet for Mark Zuckerberg and the Facebook offices to help them identify why their stock is still in the crapper
A toilet that comes with specially printed Health Care Reform, Medicare and Student Loan bathroom tissue which will be distributed for use to all middle-class Americans if Romney wins the election