The unmarried man and the unmarried woman both liked eating chicken. They liked eating chicken so much that her name was Molly “The Chick” Evans and his was Michael “Chick Magnet” Malone. Both The Chick and Chick Magnet were the type of people who loved embracing change and that’s probably why they decided to give up eating chicken. Not the type of people to miss the chance of throwing a party, they threw a party to celebrate their new chicken-less life and got married that day too:
Some people release doves on their wedding day, others throw headless, featherless, uncooked dead chickens into the air. The chickens are already dead, so it doesn’t matter to them, but the humans won’t soon forget their special day which included a spattered mess on the ground.
By the way, is it my imagination or does one of those chickens have a “third leg?”
As the guy in Star Wars didn’t say to the other guy in Star Wars “hat ain’t a third leg, that’s a …”
If I ever have a special day, I think I’ll throw headless, featherless, uncooked dead chickens into the air but they’ll be cool chickens because they’ll have sunglasses on!