The Curiosity rover drove 10 feet without hitting anything on Mars. Wow, that makes it better than 74% of the drivers in Florida.
On the 700 Club, Pat Robertson told a female viewer that men have a natural inclination to “wander” and it’s the wife’s responsibility to keep…
I assume “do it like they do on the Discovery Channel” means having sex while Mike Rowe narrates it. I’ll pass. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn)…
The Curiosity rover drove 10 feet without hitting anything on Mars. Wow, that makes it better than 74% of the drivers in Florida.
I was born in Ohio, raised in Florida, and now live in North Carolina. My mom says I'm cool and my dad still hasn't forgiven me for setting fire to his house.... nine times. In my spare time I sing the alphabet song and dream of a world where colonel sanders is still alive.
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