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The Homeless Man

August 3, 2012
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The homeless man had no home. Because of this, a chain of events were put in motion that could only have one outcome. At a particular, precise moment; Thirsty Dave wasn’t to know that he was about to make a new best friend and that his new best friend was in fact, the homeless man. It wasn’t long before CNN broadcast the event live:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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4 Responses to The Homeless Man

  1. August 3, 2012 at 7:31 am

    Well, he did have that entrepreneurial spirit! The perfect ending would be if the bar owner made him a partner! I guess not though, huh?

    • August 3, 2012 at 1:08 pm

      If I was the bar owner, I would give him a job for that very reason!

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        August 4, 2012 at 1:29 am

        Unfortunately, it was an abandoned bar, but obviously abandoned with its store of liquor still there! Hey, finders keepers, losers weepers. The homeless guy could teach some classes in business administration.

        • August 4, 2012 at 6:29 am

          That is unusual alright. Trust Thirsty Dave to find the one bar that a homeless man has broken into, to start selling beer!



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