The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest track from Justin Bieber’s back catalog”. Talking about people who are the greatest, Thirsty Dave’s mother-in-law isn’t. He recently asked me to help him collect a present for her. You can really tell what someone thinks of you by the present they get you:
Hey, who has been sniffing around my trash?
It’s like a disease, I promise to stop doing it!