There is no denying that we’re surrounded by dark conspiracies. Just ask Donald Trump. Obama wasn’t born in the U.S.? Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the Kennedy assassination? He’s just raising the questions. Donald Trump practices bestiality with goats? Maybe he does, maybe he doesn’t. A lot of people are talking about it. That’s all we’re saying.Naturally, in this environment, many of our readers wonder, “Is the Rotting Post part of the World Jewish Conspiracy?”Well, as a matter of fact, we are. Thank you for asking. It’s all part of our master plan. Do you see now how cleverly we control the media? One day we’re telling innocent jokes about airplane food1, and the next day: WORLD DOMINATION. You want to tell a joke about airplane food? Guess what? We OWN the rights! See how it works?
It’s fair to say we’ve generated a lot of interest recently, what with the rise of the Alt-Right, the White Supremacists and their ilk. Yet few understand how our evil conspiracy really works. And so, to better serve you, we at The Rotting Post have created this handy diagram.2
We hope you’ve found this helpful and informative.
Notes:
Disk Backup is nightly.
Evilness is bi-monthly.
Contact a representative if you’d like to license any of our in-law jokes.
Footnotes:
1 Did you know that your lasagna also may be used as a flotation device?
2 Of course, all rational people realize there is no World Jewish Conspiracy. It is well known that there are only three actual oganizations conspiring to Take Over The World for their evil purposes:
- S.P.E.C.T.R.E.
- The Pokemon Corporation
- Fox News
I am so impressed with your flow chart and thank goodness the conspiracy includes Zac Efron. This would be totally not believable if he were not included?