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I want my imaginary kids to grow up in a society that respects all color and creed and hates Bon Jovi with an intensity that is usually reserved for the makers of reality television.

February 9, 2016
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It doesn’t matter if you’re

White

Black

Gay

Straight

Catholic

Atheist

Human

or Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

We all hate Bon Jovi equally.
Well, all except me.
I hate them more equally than most.

 

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Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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9 Responses to I want my imaginary kids to grow up in a society that respects all color and creed and hates Bon Jovi with an intensity that is usually reserved for the makers of reality television.

  1. Deb Martin-Webster
    February 11, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    Bill Y, this post makes me teary eyed to the point that I feel sorry for Sarah Jessica Parker being remotely mentioned with Bon Jovi.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 10, 2016 at 11:24 am

    Funny, the way you separate Catholics from humans! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:37 pm

      Bill Y is not one to jump on the Catholic horse-wagon! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    February 9, 2016 at 8:32 am

    Your imaginary kids don’t like Mr. Livin’ on a Prayer. It’s the hair I tell ya. But its sooooo much more they could cringe at.

    Why not hate Van Halen? Have you seen David Lee Roth lately telling grandpa stories on stage because he forgot the lyrics to Hot for Teacher? What about Judas Priest with the Ripper? How about Phil Anselmo who just won’t stop with his Aryan skinhead crap at Dimefest. What about Kiss? Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley annoy me, especially after what they did to Ace Freely. However, I’ll let Gene’s tongue get a pass.

    And Family Guy called it right on Sarah Jessica Parker. She is a foot.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:44 pm

      Fine questions each one of them alas the reason behind the severe Bon Jovi hatred must remain a secret but one of these days, this will change.

  4. February 9, 2016 at 7:36 am

    Bill Y, your humanitarian ways of thinking always astound me. Tolerance for all, but do you think the horses agree??

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:39 pm

      They do Don Don’s. They agree with me thoroughbredly!

  5. Bill Spencer
    February 9, 2016 at 5:54 am

    Are you implying Sarah Jessica Parker is a bone-afide thoroughbred? That she’s a pretty little filly? That you’d like to ride her?

    This is cold season, and who among us, at one time or another, hasn’t been (cough, cough) a little hoarse?

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 10, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      I would like to take Sarah Jessica Parker by the reins and ride her and there’s more like me out there.



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