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FAT CATS, HAPPINESS AND LAPTOP LOVE — WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES THIS WEEK

July 22, 2017
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The Utah State Attorney General’s office recently stated in a court filing that there is no constitutional right to marry a laptop.
(Time, 6/19/17)

Smartphones are spreading head lice.
(New York, 7/10/17)

People are less helpful when it’s hot.
(Time, 7/24/17)

Online virtual two-way sex via “teledildonics” is real.
(Rolling Stone, 11/16)

Pop star Lorde is an introvert.
(Time, 6/9/17)

A third of America’s dogs and cats are overweight.
(Time, 7/24/17)

The Star-Spangled Banner was selected as our national anthem in 1931.
(Time, 6/9/17)

Amy Schumer always carries a scone when she goes for a walk.
(In Style, 5/17)

Author John Grisham, who has sold 300 million books, is never recognized in public in New York.
(The New York Times Book Review, 6/4/17)

Happiness is on the rise in Nicaragua.
(Time, 7/24/17)

(Roz Warren  is the author of Our Bodies Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library: An Insider Looks At Library Life.)

 

Roz Warren

Roz Warren writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times and has been featured on both Morning Edition and The Today Show. Her latest book is JUST ANOTHER DAY AT YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY: AN INSIDER LOOKS AT LIBRARY LIFE.

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7 Responses to FAT CATS, HAPPINESS AND LAPTOP LOVE — WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES THIS WEEK

  1. July 24, 2017 at 9:21 am

    It might as well be called “The Asylum City News!”

  2. Bill Spencer
    July 24, 2017 at 6:46 am

    Thank you, Roz, for your periodical posts.

  3. July 22, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    I just HAD to look up “teledildonics” on Wikipedia, because I had never heard of it.

    You owe me three minutes of my life back! 😀

  4. July 22, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    Interesting as always, Roz!

  5. July 22, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    Damn! Now I have to break up with Dell! My heart is broken…we already had the rings.

  6. July 22, 2017 at 10:36 am

    So I guess I can no longer use the excuse that I’m an introvert when my friends ask why I’m not a pop singer.

  7. July 22, 2017 at 9:57 am

    These headlines are almost as believable as the political headlines lately!



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