I’m not a professional Pizzathologist but whoever ordered this pizza forgot to add cheese and sauce and pineapple… | HumorOutcasts

I’m not a professional Pizzathologist but whoever ordered this pizza forgot to add cheese and sauce and pineapple…

November 13, 2017
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Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden

I can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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4 Responses to I’m not a professional Pizzathologist but whoever ordered this pizza forgot to add cheese and sauce and pineapple…

  1. Bill Spencer
    November 13, 2017 at 8:01 am

    Pizza, we need to talk. Something’s missing from our relationship. I thought it’d get better after you laid off the sauce—but Cheeses! Things just got worse. I deserve more.

    • Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
      November 19, 2017 at 6:07 am

      Look, I know we need helpings. Money is tight and we just don’t have the bread for professional help. Maybe if we dissect our issues into bite-size morsels, we can come up with food for thought?

  2. November 13, 2017 at 7:12 am

    so is this really a pizza then? It seems to be an imposter!

    • Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
      November 19, 2017 at 6:09 am

      That’s as much as pizza as I am a father, Don Don’s! lol



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