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Rush’s Close Call

March 1, 2012
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Rush’s Close Call

A bomb squad was called to Rush Limbaugh’s home after a suspicious package was discovered. Turns out it was lettuce. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three…

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Rhymes with Dick

February 21, 2012
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Rhymes with Dick

You can’t spell sanitarium and vomitorium without Santorum. Just sayin’. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently insolent). Flight risk. Turn-ons: The Green…

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Gaga Gets Out-Gaga’d

February 13, 2012
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Gaga Gets Out-Gaga’d

Compared to Nicki Minaj’s Exoricist-acular performance at the Grammy’s, Lady Gaga must have felt mighty foolish sitting there with only a net on her face and a scepter. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan,…

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Beef Strip Tease

January 31, 2012
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Beef Strip Tease

A really kind of creepy, confusing, cruel thing to do to your dog is to gnaw and tug and eventually snarf down a piece of beef jerky right in front of his face. Lisa K.…

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Live-in Twin

January 30, 2012
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Live-in Twin

After surgery, Peruvian boy’s parasitic twin —  basically hair and teeth — discovered to be Mary-Kate Olsen. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable,…

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Ma-scary Situation

January 27, 2012
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Ma-scary Situation

Turns out that woman who was stuck in the bathroom for ten years was merely trying to remove waterproof mascara. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three…

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‘Til Death Do Us Start?

January 22, 2012
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‘Til Death Do Us Start?

A man in Thailand has married his dead girlfriend — giving new meaning to the phrase “getting laid to rest”. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three…

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Party Rock-alypse

January 11, 2012
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Party Rock-alypse

Scientists have moved the “Doomsday Clock” one minute closer to midnight in response to nuclear proliferation, global warming, and the popularity of the group LMFAO. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond)…

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The Anti-Gay White Pope

January 10, 2012
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The Anti-Gay White Pope

The Pope feels that gay marriage threatens “the future of humanity.” Gays retaliate by refusing to design any more gold lame maxi dresses.   Pope Benedict XVI DSC00178 © by Beyond Forgetting Lisa K. NelsonSitcom…

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Good Times, Bad Times

January 7, 2012
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Good Times, Bad Times

As winter break (a misnomer for parents, by the way) comes to a merciful close, I look back on the high- and low-lights of living 24-7 with my children – my eldest in particular.  …

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