2012 A Happy New Year, we can only hope!

Well, I suppose I really should get into the spirit of things at this time of the year. I would like to say, “Happy New Year to one and all!” May you always have, love in your hearts, a roof over your head, cash in your pocket, food on the table, gas in the car, friends you can rely on, a good horse under your saddle, a good blanket for the cold nights out on prairie, a dry barn, a warm bed, a pot to piss in and a can to (well that is up to you), a warm bed (I like my bed), shoes on your feet. good soles on your boots, clothes on your back, a good hat to keep the sun out of your eyes and the rain off your hair, the wind at your back, clear skies above, dry powder for your gun, a good flint for your musket,  good tobacco for your pipe, a soft pillow for your head, may your whiskey bottle (insert your favorite brand) never run dry, a fryer for your chips,  a pen in your pocket, a condom in your wallet, water in your kettle, paper on your bog roll, a tissue for your snotter, a book to read (Playboy is fine), clean undies for work, a wife that doesn’t nag, a wife that doesn’t nag (thought that one bears repeating) and let’s all hope that the Mayan calendar is wrong for 2012.

CHEERS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my humouroutcast friends and readers!

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6 thoughts on “2012 A Happy New Year, we can only hope!”

  1. You forgot “a husband who listens to you when you want something instead of tuning out.” 😉

    1. We do listen all the time, it is called selective deafness, just ask my wife. Have a Happy New Year 🙂

  2. I cannot believe you had to say a wife that does not nag twice. I cannot see Deb nagging. That must be your fault if she does. Now, go take out the trash! 🙂 Happy New Year Pete!

    1. HAHAHAHAHA! I couldn’t have put it any better myself! Thank you my dear friend for everything you do for all of us writers during the year, it has been a pleasure! 🙂

    2. Nag nag nag is all she ever does. Problem is I forgot that my darling wife also reads this. Happy New Year Donna. 🙂

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