I am having brain surgery this year to make me stop making this noise

When you have no talent, sense, intelligence or understanding of how magnets work, it seems reasonable to turn to mocking. When you realise that the one thing you have in life is the ability to point the finger at other stupid people and laugh at their shortcomings, you quickly make peace with your own stupidity and become one with your own massively limited abilities. If ignorance is bliss, I’m blissfully ignorant. I have no idea what that means but it may just sound vaguely interesting in the same way as a Michael Stipe lyric doesn’t. I once put a personal ad in the local newspaper looking for a like minded individual who thinks Paris Hilton is a total genius and Paris Hilton responded. Paris thought it was an unusual ad but it was as sensible as Captain Sensible compared to the ad beside it:

 

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4 thoughts on “I am having brain surgery this year to make me stop making this noise”

  1. Actually if he kept his thoughts to himself more and his mouth closed equally as often then he just might find he can cure himself of that “noise”.

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