Rick Perry is simply just waiting for some real information about climate change, evolution, and “those funny spirally light bulbs”.
“Bring me the evidence, and once we do that, you show it to me, and I’ll be the first to say you’ve got a point.”
Because all knowledge is locked away in a tower somewhere with a long-haired blonde girl. You see, The Rickster cannot seek knowledge – it must be brought to him. I mean, there’s NO WAY Rick Perry can learn anything about these subjects until it is presented on a tightly rolled up scroll.
“Sure, you talk about this “round earth” theory that’s out there… but BRING ME THE EVIDENCE!!!”