“I’m looking for pies,” handsome Joe told Ivey Stewart (left), who was put in charge of ushering Biden’s shopping spree through Costco.
Reports list among his shopping cart items: kid’s books, Duraflames (fuck yeah), a 32 inch Panasonic TV and a “big” apple pie. As expected, the veep helped himself to Costco’s smorgasbord of free samples, between flirting with the ladies, chatting with shoppers about the White House’s tax negotiations with Congress and hugs with fellow Delawareans.
I love de Costco. This is where – at one point – I bought the contents of my sad life: (also) Duraflames, NyQuil, cheap mega bottles of Maker’s Mark, frozen creampuffs and assorted party snacks. That’s right, my life was one big, unending party. Now, I can buy my mineral water and fancy olive oil guilt-free, AND, the math works out. Costco saves you money. P.S.: Stretch pants by Adidas are only $17.
Costco rules. Although I need to ask if I can have my membership card picture retaken. I didn’t shave when it was taken and I look like a migrant worker.
LOL. Don’t know which I like better- the hotdog meal deal for something like 3 cents or the check out peeps who are there to curb stealing with a Sharpie & sensible shoes.
Love Joe but glad he didn’t follow Donna’s advice and get a speedo.
And speedo swimsuits are a steal. I buy them for swimming laps. You are so good; I still buy the snack crap and I time my visits for the freebie food tastes.
We are shopping at Costco more these days. We stopped shopping at Sam’s Club several years ago.
Yeah, I think a lot of folks switched to Costco when they realized what a better company they were than Sam’s Club and the dreaded Walmart.