Male Pattern Bawdiness

“Nice eyes but you have terrible B.O.”

 

The 2012 Glamour Guy survey is packed with fascinating-yet-disturbing tidbits — for example, 31 percent of dudes report masturbating at work. Perhaps most upsetting to anyone dating a guy, however, was the revelation that half of them have said “I love you” by accident. What’s most likely to blame?

Good God!  You know what this means don’t you?  31% of dudes don’t shower before they come to work.

But there’s a twist here.  If the men can get the women to fall in love with them by lying to them, those women won’t necessarily smell their offensive secretions.  Sweat gland secretions that is.

When you’re in love, everything seems different – and that includes your sense of smell. Women who are deeply in love struggle to recognise the body odour of male friends, but their ability to distinguish their partner’s smell is unaffected.  SOURCE

 

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3 thoughts on “Male Pattern Bawdiness”

  1. It is a different generation than what I grew up with Donna. Relationships are different than they used to be. I wonder how many of those who lied about being in love follow Limbaugh’s perception about man/woman relationships:

    “”We’re not sexists, we’re chauvinists — we’re male chauvinist pigs, and we’re happy to be because we think that’s what men were destined to be. We think that’s what women want.”

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