If I had a dollar, every time someone said if I had a dollar, I’d have two dollars to give them to shut them the hell up. Yes, I know this is a run-on-sentence . . . here’s your two dollars.
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My brain works in mysterious ways that even I don’t understand. I now have “If I Had a Hammer” going through my cerebral cells.
Please don’t offer to give me two hammers. Thank you.
Kathy, if I had a dollar every time I had if I had a hammer stuck in my brain . . . lol!
I will also give you a dollar to start things rolling. If we got a lot of people to give you dollars, we could go to the Caribbean. How about that? Or with Pete on the road! LOL
LOL, I totally agree Donna, keep dem dollars rolling in, Caribbeans here we come!!! But I’ll keep $2 to give to Pete to shut him the hell up!
Hmm… If I only had a 21 year old nymphomaniac, contortionist, heiress a billion dollar fortune every time someone said… Oh, never mind, it’ll never work.
HAHAHAHA! Jack, I think that’s gonna cost you more than $2! 😉
My brain works in mysterious ways that even I don’t understand. I now have “If I Had a Hammer” going through my cerebral cells.
Please don’t offer to give me two hammers. Thank you.
Kathy, if I had a dollar every time I had if I had a hammer stuck in my brain . . . lol!
I will also give you a dollar to start things rolling. If we got a lot of people to give you dollars, we could go to the Caribbean. How about that? Or with Pete on the road! LOL
LOL, I totally agree Donna, keep dem dollars rolling in, Caribbeans here we come!!! But I’ll keep $2 to give to Pete to shut him the hell up!
Hmm… If I only had a 21 year old nymphomaniac, contortionist, heiress a billion dollar fortune every time someone said… Oh, never mind, it’ll never work.
HAHAHAHA! Jack, I think that’s gonna cost you more than $2! 😉