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Money Well Spent

February 9, 2012
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If I had a dollar, every time someone said if I had a dollar, I’d have two dollars to give them to shut them the hell up.  Yes, I know this is a run-on-sentence . . . here’s your two dollars.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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6 Responses to Money Well Spent

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 10, 2012 at 9:31 am

    My brain works in mysterious ways that even I don’t understand. I now have “If I Had a Hammer” going through my cerebral cells.

    Please don’t offer to give me two hammers. Thank you.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 10, 2012 at 10:23 am

      Kathy, if I had a dollar every time I had if I had a hammer stuck in my brain . . . lol!

  2. February 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    I will also give you a dollar to start things rolling. If we got a lot of people to give you dollars, we could go to the Caribbean. How about that? Or with Pete on the road! LOL

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 10, 2012 at 7:50 am

      LOL, I totally agree Donna, keep dem dollars rolling in, Caribbeans here we come!!! But I’ll keep $2 to give to Pete to shut him the hell up!

  3. Jack Sass
    February 9, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    Hmm… If I only had a 21 year old nymphomaniac, contortionist, heiress a billion dollar fortune every time someone said… Oh, never mind, it’ll never work.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 10, 2012 at 7:52 am

      HAHAHAHA! Jack, I think that’s gonna cost you more than $2! 😉



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