Now is as good a time as ever to tell the world that I like Jason Statham films. He may not have the acting skills of Madonna or the likability of Salman Rushdie but he always delivers a certain type of film that doesn’t exactly infect the mind with heavy thoughts of philosophy. One of my favorite Statham films is “Crank”. The script wasn’t written by Shakespeare but that film has the best tagline ever:
True he is no Madonna when it comes to acting but only a few tress can claim to be as good an actor as she.
And Madonna of course is no Lyndsay Lohan!
Every Stratham film cover/promo has him staring down the barrel of a gun. And that expression? He’s like the anti-Hair Club For Men guy, ready to kick your ass. Great find.
Thanks Tom, I reckon we’d all prefer to see him holding a gun rather than Charlton Heston!
Agreed. That tagline is pretty bad. It’s almost like they merged two different taglines from two different movies.
I suppose they could have went with something like “He was dead… Now your brain cells will be too”