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Frustrations of Self Serve Gas

November 27, 2013
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YJ-GasPump

When I’m getting gas, I’m usually in a hurry…either to get to an appointment or to get home.. either way, BOTH are places that I told people I’d be home 20 minutes ago!  Then, I get stuck with a gas pump that asks more questions than a 9 year-old asking about Santa Claus:

  •      Do you have a fuel card? Yes or No
  •      Do you want to use your points? Yes or No
  •      Credit or Debit? Yes or No
  •      Do you want to purchase windshield washer fluid?
  •      Do you want a car wash?   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is more questions than an SAT Test?!!!!!!!!

I just want gas, YA JAGOFFS!

John Chamberlin

I write about Jagoffs, i.e. stupid politicians, awful sports officials, dumb criminals, bad drivers, ignorant people and on and on. BTW, Jagoff is NOT a swear word. It can be just as confusing as their, there and they're. Sometimes it's actually used as a term of endearment. My Pittsburgh blog is YaJagoff.com. Twitter is @YaJagoff.

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One Response to Frustrations of Self Serve Gas

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    November 27, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    The same thing happened to me in McDonalds the other day. I asked for a Big Mac and was asked:

    Do you have a fuel card? Yes or No
    Do you want to use your points? Yes or No
    Credit or Debit? Yes or No
    Do you want to purchase windshield washer fluid?
    Do you want a car wash? I actually did need a car wash at the time.

    I just though the staff were being polite!



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