People of humor, I come to you today with a problem. A dilemma, if you will and one of which I seek your help. When young Bill Y was growing up, he never once listened to anyone. Young Bill Y had no time to listen to anyone’s advice or warnings for he was always right and only had time for his imagination. Each night he would wake up and eat bacon, go to sleep and eat bacon and in between, he tried to figure out what would go with eggs. There was no cure for his eating habit and at times he became thirsty. One day, his father, Big Papa Will Y told him that if he didn’t stop eating bacon, he would turn into a bacon man. Young Bill Y wasn’t bothered about this at all but the other day big Bill Y saw something that reminded him of the words of Big Papa and it had a tail too:
Wow….just….wow.
There’s no need to say anything else Mario. Bill Y knows exactly what you mean.
For some reason he makes me crave a Moo Shoo Pork?
I wonder why that is?
I don’t ever want to eat bacon again.
That’s so hard for me to understand!
I like this better than Lady Gaga’s meat dress! Should we call him “Kevin”?
I think Kevin’s suit perfectly complements the Lady GaGa dress!
Time to sunbathe and eat fro the body.
I can almost hear his folks “stop picking and eat your dinner”
Well, Bill Y it could have been worse. He could have eaten liver his entire life!
Now that would just be wrong!
Every potential male heart attack victim’s fantasy. 🙂
And there ain’t no cure for that!