Right so, we all agree that we need to get the kids to read more. Reading makes you more attractive, is an unknown cure for the common cold and makes you rich but did you know you’re actually reading right now? This is true according to the gospel of me and I’m forever right and eternally right. Kids are like small grown-ups and are as easily led so why not make your book house readable and help the kids help themselves:
Clever! But I assume this idea was shelved!
It most definitely was. It was shelved for Don Don’s Kindle!
And this is why I use my kindle. No sense of direction required.
But who can forget the excuses we had to make up for bringing real life matter back to the library!