Everyone knows Thirsty Dave and that a film crew are currently filming his every move for reality TV but little is known of Scurvy Jane although she’s equally off the wall and as fascinating as the German techno scene of 1983. Little Scurvy J had a morbid fear of cameras and didn’t like them at all. When she wouldn’t eat her vegetables, her parents would threaten to take a picture of her and all of a sudden, vegetables were no more. One fateful day, her dad decided that it was time for her to face her fear, face to face. Parents can be cruel sometimes:
That swing looks like an oversized chastity belt.
I can see her giving daddy some belt when she gets off the belt!
So many years left to turn the tables, but eez a great picture.
He’ll be sorry when she grows up and starts bringing dudes home!
Too funny Bill!! It looks as though she’s thinking, “Laugh while you can daddy but when I get off this swing I’m going to kick you in the nuts!!”
I blame the parent!
Well, that face certainly is the real face of fear! I wonder what she is like on a roller coaster!
I think she’s fine on a roller coaster. A roller coaster with a camera in her face is an entirely different story!