When you’re someone who doesn’t know anything about anything and you suddenly gain access to factual information, your mind is elevated to levels not seen since the 80’s band Level 42 took pop-funk to the mainstream is a pop-tastic, mainstream way. When you’re so used to being wrong in everything you say, do or think and all of a sudden you come into contact with an absolute truth, your mind plays tricks on you to such a degree that you get as excited as an excited cheetah who very nearly beats Usain Bolt in a race. Somebody recently tried to convince me that unicorns don’t exist but if this is the case, why is there a unicorn code?
What idiot would think unicorns don’t exist?
Only stupid, thick idiots!
And the unicorn mystery deepens. It’s such a shame that creatures with such a nice moral code are so well hidden. We could learn a lot 🙂
I couldn’t agree with you more. When I grow up, I want to be like a unicorn!
You want to have hoofs and a horn in the middle of your forehead?
Exactly, everybody should have a dream!