The Voices are Vociferous

Progress isn’t always a good thing. The voices in my head have been vocal for a while now. I wouldn’t mind if they changed their tune every now and again but no, it’s always “You must stop the so-called music of Bon Jovi from being heard” or “You must finish your unfinished book How to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness” or “You must become the next Pope”. I find it really hard to explain the impact that these voices are having on me. What started as a whisper has turned into lots of whispers:

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8 thoughts on “The Voices are Vociferous”

  1. The voices in your head start out as one single monkey and progress to a group of chimpanzees?

    Apparently, your voices haven’t figured out the differences between monkeys and apes. Or maybe that’s their way of saying, “Don’t monkey around with Bon Jovi if you think their music sounds like a choir of chimps.”

    1. I’ve learned the hard way that you don’t question the voices. That only annoys them and then they sign you up to their podcast and do think you can unsubscribe? Not a chance!

  2. The voices in my head usually tell me to eat butter, lots and lots of butter. But my heart tells me . . . bypass surgery.

  3. The voices go from “I’m all alone” to “We can do it together” to “We’ve got you surrounded…put down your gun”! Or maybe that just the voices in MY head.

  4. The surround sound voices look a little happier than the stereo voices. Do you think they despise Bon Jovi the most? Be careful how you answer this as they are all your voices.

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