There lives in a house on a hill, beside a railroad with trees and a dog who barks the music of the French composer Louis-Nicolas Clérambault, a man. Remaining nameless because he doesn’t really exist, let’s call him Charlie. Charlie, who does not exist, is a simple man with a simple ambition. He wants to be a piece of furniture but IKEA simply refuse to sell him in their shops. Although Charlie is a simple man with a simple ambition, he’s not a man who does not get up when knocked down even when he hasn’t got a leg to stand on:
I don’t want furniture I have to feed! Now if I can write him off on my taxes . . . 😉
This might just scare the bejaysus out of you Deb but that comment is something like I would write!!!!!!!! Run fast, run very fast!!!!!!
No assembly required, a first.
That may well be the reason IKEA didn’t go with him!
He’d make a cute garden gnome.
You might just be the one and only person who thinks that!