Posts Tagged ‘ IKEA ’

Breakfast, Conception and Divorce: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

November 12, 2018
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    Ten percent of Europeans were conceived in an Ikea bed.  (Time 2/12/18)   Life expectancy in the US is actually going down. (Time, 2/12/18)   Centenarians rarely skip breakfast. (Time 2/26/18)   Princess…

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Unicorn Bites 4/9/14

April 9, 2014
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I’m sorry, ladies, but if you wear a tight dress and high heels, you’re not “dressed to kill.” At least put on a ski mask or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 9, 2014 If…

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The Busy Beaver Is At It Again

September 16, 2013
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The Busy Beaver Is At It Again

Do you read food labels and nod in approval when you read the words “natural flavorings”?  Do you like that your baked goods have that fresh vanilla aroma? Do you know where these flavorings and…

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Unicorn Bites 8/28/13

August 28, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 8/28/13

You call that quitting? You didn’t even light anything on fire. The last time I quit a job, you could see the aftermath on Google Earth. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2013 I won’t…

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IKEA’S Hotel Chain

March 29, 2013
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IKEA’s launching a hotel chain. If it’s anything like their furniture, it’ll be awesome for couples. They’ll end up with an extra screw. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter…

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My brother and I are as different as chalk and the developing administrative justice landscape.

My brother and I are as different as chalk and the developing administrative justice landscape.

My brother, unlike me, is analytical, logical and bearable. He doesn’t tell everyone he meets how cool and inventive I am whereas I’m cool and inventive. I sometimes wish I had his eyes and could…

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They told him he could not be furniture

They told him he could not be furniture

There lives in a house on a hill, beside a railroad with trees and a dog who barks the music of the French composer Louis-Nicolas Clérambault, a man. Remaining nameless because he doesn’t really exist,…

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Mom and Dad Moving Company

August 23, 2012
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Mom and Dad Moving Company

My daughter and I stood waiting for my husband to back our rented cargo van into the loading space in the IKEA parking lot.  On our store cart sat a box spring and mattress for…

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IKEA furniture names are not just random letters, but random sex acts.

June 6, 2012
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Apparently, IKEA—everyone’s favorite place to buy quirky furniture and Swedish meatballs—is hiring Thai translators to make sure that their products are interpreted correctly, after a bed named “Redalen” holds dual meaning for a crude sex…

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