They call me Sherlock “Bill Y The Legendary Legend” Holmes for a reason and my amazing sleuth skills will now deduce that this free snowman was sold in IKEA…
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I am not Bill Y Ledden. I am Bill Y “The Legendary Legend” Ledden…
It gets a bit tedious sometimes but it has to be done. There’s no point in telling people that my name is Bill Y Ledden. It’s not a name that tells it as it is. […]
Breakfast, Conception and Divorce: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
Ten percent of Europeans were conceived in an Ikea bed. (Time 2/12/18) Life expectancy in the US is actually going down. (Time, 2/12/18) Centenarians rarely skip breakfast. (Time 2/26/18) Princess […]
Unicorn Bites 4/9/14
I’m sorry, ladies, but if you wear a tight dress and high heels, you’re not “dressed to kill.” At least put on a ski mask or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 9, 2014 If […]
The Busy Beaver Is At It Again
Do you read food labels and nod in approval when you read the words “natural flavorings”? Do you like that your baked goods have that fresh vanilla aroma? Do you know where these flavorings and […]
Unicorn Bites 8/28/13
You call that quitting? You didn’t even light anything on fire. The last time I quit a job, you could see the aftermath on Google Earth. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2013 […]
My brother and I are as different as chalk and the developing administrative justice landscape.
My brother, unlike me, is analytical, logical and bearable. He doesn’t tell everyone he meets how cool and inventive I am whereas I’m cool and inventive. I sometimes wish I had his eyes and could […]
They told him he could not be furniture
There lives in a house on a hill, beside a railroad with trees and a dog who barks the music of the French composer Louis-Nicolas Clérambault, a man. Remaining nameless because he doesn’t really exist, […]
Mom and Dad Moving Company
My daughter and I stood waiting for my husband to back our rented cargo van into the loading space in the IKEA parking lot. On our store cart sat a box spring and mattress for […]